Chris Weidman recalls his unforgettable first date with his wife.
Chris Weidman is not set for action at UFC 307, but he still stole the show with his comments at the weigh-ins.
Speaking at the UFC 307 weigh-ins, Chris Weidman was asked about his first date with his wife, as Stephen Thompson implied that it was an interesting story. Weidman then discussed how he not only pooped in his future wife's trash can, but he filled it with diarrhea.
“I’ll tell you real quick. I had to go to the bathroom really bad. My wife was in the shower, getting ready for the date, to go to the movie, and all of a sudden, it hit me. I had to go to the bathroom. She had a little garbage can in her room, and I filled it up, I diarrhea-ed all the way up, and then I had to take my sock off, some fell out, I threw a sock over it. She came out, I took the garbage bag out, I threw it into the garbage outside, came back inside, and she was walking out, and she was like, ‘Why don’t you have socks on? Why is there a sock on my floor there?’ She smelled it. She goes, ‘Did you take a dump in my garbage can?’ I’m like, ‘Why would you say that?’ [Asked where the garbage can was]. The garbage can was in her room, in her bedroom. I shit in her bedroom, and she still loves me," Weidman said.
Weidman was then asked why he did not use another bathroom, and he noted that there was only one of them, and his future wife was using it. He admitted that he had "nowhere to go", and he could not go outside because her parents were home. Weidman said that it was not an ideal situation. He was then asked who found the trash can.
“It was in a bag, I took the bag out, brought it to the actual garbage cans for the street, ran back inside. I got the mother and the dad screaming at each other, she was yelling at the dad for farting in the house because the house smelled. Then she came in, I sat on the bed, I didn’t wipe or anything. I just sit on the bed, I’m looking at her, and she right away was like, ‘Did you shit in my garbage can?’" Weidman said.
Weidman, a former UFC Middleweight Champion, is set to face Eryk Anders at UFC 309.
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