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Brock Rechsteiner, Son Of Scott Steiner, Is A Genetic Freak; Scores 85 Yard TD For Jacksonville St

Wrestling
Jeremy Lambert Sep 22, 2024 9:15PM

Brock Rechsteiner plays wide receiver for the Jacksonville State Gamecocks.

He's also the son of Scott Steiner.

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On Saturday's game against the Southern Miss Golden Eagles, Rechsteiner caught an 85-yard for a touchdown.

Rechsteiner added another catch in the game, but only for five yards.

You know they say that all plays are created equal, but you look at Brock and you look at the other receivers and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another cornerback, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Brock is a genetic freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to force an incompletion. Then you add a safety to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See the double coverage. You got a 33 1/3 chance of forcing an incompletion, but Brock has got a 66 and 2/3 chance of catching the ball because the safety KNOWS he can't force the incompletion, and he's not even gonna try!

So, cornerback, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Brock's 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of forcing an incompletion. But then you take Brock's 75% chance of getting a catch, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 percent, Brock has got 141 2/3 chance of catching the ball. See defense, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you.

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