Jon Moxley: I Rented A Laptop. That Thing Had Some Viruses After About A Week

Wild thing, I think it's spyware.

Jon Moxley does not care about technology. Jon Moxley, in a world where everyone is connected to the internet at all times, is so grounded and removed from the toxicities of social media, that he advises people collectively throw the app X, formerly known as Twitter, in the trash.

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MOX did rent a laptop once, however. The year was 2012, a major year in his career, and as Jon Moxley explains to RJ City on the 100th episode of Hey! (EW), the thing had some viruses very shortly into his usage.

Here's the full exchange between Moxley and RJ City.

Jon Moxley: I didn't even have a computer until 2012. I rented a computer from, like, a rent-to-own place.

RJ City: And what was on it? It was totally clean? Did you leave anything on it?

Jon Moxley: Probably. That thing had some viruses.

RJ City: Before or after?

Jon Moxley: Oh, after a week.

RJ City: I understand, you gotta Hub. You Hub. I Hub. We all Hub.

Jon Moxley neither confirmed nor denied whether or not he Hubbed. He did once sew his nipple back on after a match with Jimmy Jacobs, however.

Never change, MOX.

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