The life of a WWE agent is taxing and you will deal with a lot of crap, but it better not be on Vince McMahon's plane.
Vince McMahon has some notorious quirks. He’s not a fan of sneezing, because sneezing is a sign of weakness. He's a germaphobe, he can get very angry and WWE executives were tasked with having power bars on hand in case Vince needed to eat, and now, Freddie Prinze jr. is telling all about Vince McMahon not liking anyone pooping on his plane.
The latest episode of Freddie Prinze Jr.’s podcast, Wrestling With Freddie, was all about life on the WWE jet.
Freddie had an aversion to flying following near-death experience on a plane while promoting the Scooby-Doo film franchise but Vince McMahon was able to help him overcome his fear by inviting him on the private WWE plane.
On the podcast, he tells a story about receiving a phone call from a deadly serious Michael Hayes asking Freddie if he pooped on the plane because somebody did and Vince had tasked Michael with finding out who it was.
“So Freebird calls me into his office, Michael Hayes, and he says, ‘Freddie, I gotta ask you a question,’ and he looks concerned. I go, ‘What's up, man?’ He goes. You didn't take a poop on Vince's plane, did you?’ I said, ‘What are you talking about?’ He says ‘there's no poops on the plane.’ I said, ‘Of course, I didn't. What are you talking about man? I didn't use the restroom’ He goes, ‘Well, someone did and I have to find out who,’ and he's not laughing when he says that. Okay, he's pissed off. Like, what kind of job assignment is that? I got to find out who took a shit on my boss's plan. Freakin’ the best agent in that company, comes up with the greatest finishes. At least when I was there, all the fans' favorite finishes were either Freebird’s or Triple H's. Usually, it was a combination of both and it wasn't anyone else's, and he's having to find out who took a poop on the plane.”
To Freddie's knowledge, Michael Hayes never found out who pooped on the plane, but he did. Because the anonymous assailant ratted himself out.
“Now I will say this. He never found out who it was. But I did. I know exactly who it was because the dude ratted himself out in my hotel room, where a group of writers were all hanging out and a couple of wrestlers. Literally, as soon as he said it, too, the other writers were in there and he jumped up and he goes, ‘If you tell anyone, anyone, I swear to God—’ and we all had a good laugh. So remember, there's no poops on the plane.”
Remember, everyone. Do not sneeze in front of Vince McMahon and do not poop on his plane.
Freddie Prinze has also told stories about when Triple H was not fond of him because he pushed heavily for Jeff Hardy to become World Champion. Learn more here.
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