Lana's pregnant! Or is she?
As if the Lana/Rusev/Bobby Lashley saga couldn't get any weirder, Lana went out and announces her pregnancy in what will surely be described as one of the best promos in WWE in a very long time.
Lana spoke about she has been having sex with Lashley for seven weeks (and reminding us multiple times that she has S-E-X) and that she’s actually nine weeks pregnant. Lana did not sound happy when she described the 15-pound little Machka brat that is inside of her.
This child's life...is off to a rough start.#RAW @LanaWWE @RusevBUL pic.twitter.com/62YKOTq94o
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) November 12, 2019
.@LanaWWE delivers a SHOCKING announcement in the middle of the ring on #Raw!
— WWE (@WWE) November 12, 2019
What could this mean for @fightbobby & @RusevBUL?! pic.twitter.com/KU51qZCC90
After Rusev came out and tried to make sense of it all, Lana slapped Rusev and Lashley came out to help attack Rusev. Once the dust settled, Lana made a comment about she’s actually not pregnant, laughing at Rusev for believing her.
"I cannot BELIEVE he believed I was pregnant!" - @LanaWWE
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) November 12, 2019
...WHAT?! #RAW pic.twitter.com/CbigYmuZsT
So....congrats to Lana on a successful plan of attack?
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