Well, that happened.
MJF and Inner Circle leader Chris Jericho had a highly hyped steak dinner to discuss the possibility of MJF joining the stable. After one-upping each other by ordering regressively cooked steaks. The two broke out into song.
Song. Specifically "Me and My Shadow" by the Rat Pack.
Watch it above. Here are the lyrics.
MJF: Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall.
Jericho: Like the seashore clings to the sea.
MJF: Like you'll never get rid of a shadow, Chris you'll never get rid of me.
Jericho: Let all the others fight and fuss.
Both: Whatever happens we've got us.
MJF: We're closer than pages that stick in a book,
We're closer than ripples that play in a brook,
So wherever you'll find him you'll find me.MJF: Closer than a recliner thrown at Matt Hardy's forehead geyser,
Jericho: We're closer than snakes are, they slide through the grass,
We're closer than Cody's to a jackass.Both: Not a soul can bust this team in two, we stick together like glue.
Jericho: And when it's sleeping time.
MJF: That's when we rise.
Jericho: When we start to swing.
MJF: Swing to the sky.
Jericho: Our clocks don't chime.
MJF: What a surprise.
Both: They ring a ding, happy new year
MJF: Now to repeat what I said at the start, you'll need a large crowbar to break us a part.
Both: We're alone but far from blue,
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar.
We'll make all the late spots and then a few more.Jericho: We'll end up at Daily's, and then the fourth floor.
Both: Life is gonna be we-wow-whee, for my shadow and me.
Both: While we are swinging, to mention a few,
We'll drop into Chili's, hey Young Bucks screw you,Jericho: We'll beat up a Moxley, whatever we do.
Both: Life is gonna be we-wow-whee, for my shadow and me.
After the song and dance, the two discovered their disgusting, uncooked stakes and passed on the bravado to re-order. They'll have a town hall next week on AEW Dynamite to determine if MJF is a member of the Inner Circle.
I transcribed this at almost three in the morning, you can see the full song at the top of the page. You can see the Rat Pack's edition below.
