Santa Claus (Johnny TV) Pitches Eating Elves And Reindeer During Potential Zombie Apocalypse

MxM Collection has a Christmas surprise.

AEW has been in the festive spirit lately, as the company is holding its Holiday Bash shows this week. This carried over onto social media.

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In a digital exclusive, MxM Collection (Mansoor and Mason Madden) revealed that they had a surprise for the fans. They unveiled "Santa Claus", who happened to look a lot like Johnny TV. Santa was wearing a Santa Claus hat, and he was drinking whole milk. After he let out a big burp, he said that his life was full of despair, and he was disgusting. Mansoor mistakenly called him Johnny before telling Santa that he was there to spread joy.

Madden asked Santa to tell them about the North Pole. He said it was cold, but it would be a good place to hide in a zombie apocalypse, as there was plenty of venison. Madden rejected the idea, but Santa insisted, noting that you could eat the elves as well. Madden then pointed out that the elves were not technically humans, so it wasn't cannibalism. He asked Santa how he could prepare a succulent elf thigh, and Santa said he would treat it like a pig at a luau. They then walked off together.

Mansoor is set to face Atlantis Jr. at ROH Final Battle.

Mansoor recently noted that fans could see MxM Collection come all over AEW programming. Check out his comments here.

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