Toni Storm: Pinning The Champion In A Tag Team Match Is Like Trying For A Baby With A Diaphragm In

Despite Toni Storm's loss, it's still chin up, tits out, and watch for the shoe.

On the March 20 episode of AEW Dynamite, Thunder Rosa pinned AEW Women's World Champion Toni Storm in a tag team match. Rosa joined forces with Deonna Purrazzo to defeat Storm and Mariah May.

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In a digital exclusive, Storm and May commented on their loss.

Mariah May: Toni, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what happened. I was on the outside, I wanted to help, but Deonna grabbed me…

Toni Storm: Child, you’re a flower in bloom. It’s not your fault if the soil smells like shit. Come to my bosom [Pulls Mariah May in]. Congratulations, Thunder Rosa. You managed to get the better of me when I was phoning it in. This is the best day of your life, but for me, it’s just Wednesday. You pinning the champion in a tag team match is like trying for a baby with a diaphragm in. Speak, child.

MM: Deonna, what a life you live, huh? Always on the outside looking in. By the way, your husband follows me on Instagram.

TS: [Pulls May in] Back to the bosom. Back to the bosom. Thunder Rosa and Deonna Purrazzo, a has-been and a never-was. As for moi, I am and always will be…[Waits for Luther to give her the title]. That was a cue. Luther, you’re about as useless as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear. Chin, tits, shoe, blah, blah, blah.

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