Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
in this episode
RUN, FOREST ANIMALS!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
BRAUN AND BROCK ARE GOING HUNTING!
Braun Strowman loves hanging out in the woods, just a murderin' trees and then using them to work out with.
It's true. Watch the video up there.
Brock Lesnar spends most of his woods time murdering Bambi's uncles.
And when RauteMusik asked Braun if he'd like to go hunting some time with Brock, he said this:
“That would be something that would be pretty cool. I know that he’s a very avid hunter and the same thing with me, I do it for food, it’s a great source of nutrition. I don’t trust what they sell you in the grocery store and stuff like that, and I know where I’m getting what I’m eating from. So, that’s my biggest aspect on the hunting thing.”
Braun doesn't trust the grocery store, but he does trust Chipotle--hey, a guy's gotta get his 15,000 calories from somewhere, right?
But it looks like the two rivals in the ring have something in common out of it. And the natural progression of this soon-to-be famous rivalry between frenemies is definitely that they have some kind of friendly competition over who can kill the most woodland critters in an hour, right?
I mean, that's almost a given at this point, is it not?
So as I said in the title of this piece ...
RUN, FOREST ANIMALS!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
BRAUN AND BROCK ARE GOING HUNTING!
But I hope, just to make it sporting for the animals, they make a rule that they aren't allowed to use weapons.
Just imagine Brock German Suplexing a mountain lion. Or Braun powerslamming a grizzly.
This is a new WWE Network show for sure.
