We'll get to the "Connecting The Dots" stuff in a second,
but first, some back story...
So last night on Talking Smack, AJ Styles said to Daniel Bryan, "You don't make good decisions."
He was upset about how Daniel Bryan didn't award the #1 Contendership to him, since his feet definitely didn't hit the floor before Luke Harper's.
Oh wait...
So maybe he was upset that Daniel Bryan called it a draw instead of awarding it correctly to Luke Harper?
Regardless, he was upset, and he took it out on D-Bry.
So D-Bry retaliated, and he took it to the next level.
Wait.
What?
Hold on, here. Maybe that gif was misleading.
Let's hear this in Styles' own words:
"I'm not a Flat Earther. I'm just saying there's some things about it that make sense. I don't think you can handle it. That's pretty much it."
Well, there you have it.
The greatest wrestler in the world isn't really a Flat Earther. He's just saying there's some things about it that make sense.
He doesn't think you can handle it.
Watch the video at the top of the page.
I did.
I did a deep dive on the Flat Earth Theory and now I present to you my findings in an all new edition of
CONNECTING THE DOTS
The Column That Dares To Ask The Tough Questions
And Get The Ludicrous Answers
In Today's Episode:
IS THE EARTH FLAT?
(No.)
(No it is not.)
BUT DON'T YOU SEE?!?!?!
The media and the government is LYING TO YOU!
(Why?)
(To what end?)
To increase the profits of the Globe-Making Industry!!!!
(Really?)
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!
(No, thank you.)
(I prefer to stay asleep.)
All the Astronauts are paid government LIARS!!!
So is Bill Nye The Science Guy!!!
And every airline pilot WHO HAS EVER FLOWN and I can't do this anymore this is stupid.
(Good.)
(And AJ?)
(No.)
(Please just no.)
