Evil Uno wanted Rick Ross to join the Dark Order, but John Silver vetoed the pitch.
The Dark Order has been one of AEW's featured stables since its started in 2019. The group rose to prominence once Mr. Brodie Lee debuted as The Exalted One in 2020. Following his death, the faction turned face and became a fan-favorite "social club". But throughout 2022, the stable dealt with a number of setbacks; they were rarely featured on AEW TV, and multiple members left the group. Stu Grayon, Alan Angels, Anna Jay, Tay Melo, and Preston Vance all departed one way or another, leaving Uno, Silver, and Alex Reynolds as the core trio.
On the newest episode of Being The Elite, the Dark Order started to ramp up their recruitment efforts. Silver warmed up by "humping the hell" out of an exercise ball, to which Uno noted that he had never humped anything that hard in his life. As the trio started to talk about looking for new members, Silver and Reynolds pointed out that they were the group's recruitment specialists. Uno tried to argue the point, but the duo countered with some of his shortcomings.
AR: Who have you even recruited?
EU: Both of you.
JS: Worst decision of our lives.
EU: Okay, well, over a hundred sexual deviants in masks.
JS: They all got fired.
AR: Or killed. A couple of them got killed.
Uno, hoping to redeem himself, brought out pictures that showed three potential recruits he had thought of. First, he pulled out a printed picture of Rick Ross, but the idea was shot down because Silver didn't like the way Ross cursed on the December 14 episode of AEW Dynamite.
EU: I thought of three good names. Whoever this guy is.
JS: That’s Rick Ross.
AR: I don’t know who that is. He’s the guy that said ‘Motherfucker’ on live television
EU: Yeah, and he sounded really cool.
JS: That is pretty cool, but we’re not allowed to say that.
EU: We’re not allowed to say 'Motherfucker'?
JS: We don’t like potty talk around here. That’s schoolyard talk, and we don’t approve of that type of language.
EU: you’re right, that was part of the rules.
Reynolds then ripped the picture up, and Uno moved on to his next pitch by bringing out a picture of Satnam Singh. He called the giant a beautiful man and stated that his shoes smelled like lavender. However, Silver doubted that he would join the Dark Order and cracked an playful joke about his name.
EU: This beautiful man, Satnam Singh.
JS: Great person.
EU: Have you seen his shoes? They smell of lavender.
JS: Do you really think he’d join us? Have you ever really heard Satnam Singh before? It’s beautiful. That’s why I’m the funny guy [laughs] I make the jokes around here.
Reynolds ripped that picture up, and when Uno brought up a picture of The Bollywood Boyz (Gurv Sihra & Harv Sihra), but Silver gave that idea a thumbs down. Reynolds and Silver told Uno it was time for boot camp, as recruitment will start next week, and they told him to hump an exercise ball in order to prepare.
In an interview with Fightful, Evil Uno discussed the current state of the Dark Order. Check out his comments here.
John Silver recently said that he sees a lot of wieners ahead in 2023. More information is available here.
Check out the card for this week's episode of AEW Dynamite here.
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