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Tonight, on Lucha Underground:
HOLY CRAP.
Here we go.
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Dario comes out and spins his Dial of Doom.
Dario says they'll fight in the Main Event tonight.
I AM INCAPABLE OF WAITING.
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IVELISSE vs MARIPOSA
Mariposa is out with her brother Marty the Moth at ringside, so there's no chance he doesn't get involved at some point here.
WINNER: Ivelisse
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INTERIOR: DARIO CUETO'S OFFICE
Johnny Mundo comes in and demands a title match against Matanza.
Cueto says no, it wasn't your fate to win the Dial of Doom.
Your abs don't scare me, says Dario. (Basically.)
Fine then, says Johnny. How about a shot at Sexy Star's Gift of the Gods title?
She was on the losing team in the Atomicos match last week, Johnny says.
Cueto says, Yes, and she even took the pin. And Jack Evans pinned her.
So Jack Evans gets a shot at her belt.
Johnny leaves in a huff.
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VIGNETTE FOR AN ALICE IN WONDERLAND GIMMICKED WRESTLER OR WRESTLERS.
I'm on board.
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CAGE vs TEXANO--BEST OF FIVE MATCH
WINNER: Cage
Welp. Cage is up 2-0 now. So, obviously Texano's going to win the next three matches.
Or maybe not. I mean, it is Lucha Underground. Maybe they'll resist the temptation.
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INTERIOR: LOCKER ROOM.
Ivelisse is hurting from the beat down she took earlier.
Her boyfriend comes in, not realizing he was late to watch her.
He looks like he has a serious substance abuse problem, as evidenced by the fact that he is played by Sami Callahan.
(Solomon Crowe, for you NXT Fans.)
They have an argument.
She wants to keep their relationship separate from the Temple.
He wants to join the ranks of LU's luchadors.
Oh yeah, and his name is Jeremiah.
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MATANZA vs PRINCE PUMA
LU CHAMPIONSHIP
Dario won't let the ref call for a Disqualification!
WINNER: Matanza
(with a little help from Mil Muertes)
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INTERIOR: WEIGHT ROOM
Killshot is doing bench presses.
Joey Ryan is there, suddenly, gives Killshot a manila envelope.
"Some guy outside told me to give this to you."
"What guy?"
"How do I know? What do I look like, a detective?"
Joey Ryan leaves.
Killshot opens the envelope. It contains one flame-singed piece of paper.
dun-dun-DUNNNNNNNNN
