Mustafa Ali is clearly a man of the people.
Mustafa Ali returned to WWE television for the first time in 6 months on Monday, April 25, 2022. Prior to this, Mustafa Ali had been openly requesting his release from WWE. But now, he's back and all he wants is the WWE United States Championship. So much so, that he's not even concerned about Tommaso Ciampa, who continues to regularly attack him from behind.
In a new, totally legitimate, not phony at all news report that was shared on Mustafa’s Twitter page, a new poll shows that Ali is clearly the preferred holder of the WWE United States Championship according to the people.
The news report shows Dennis Jones, who is clearly not Mustafa Ali in disguise, discussing the low approval ratings of Austin Theory as WWE United States Champion. According to Dennis Jones, the poll states that the WWE Universe prefers Theory as WWE United States Champion "as much as they prefer explosive diarrhea."
Charismatic, blond news reporter, Chet Reed, who is also definitely not Mustafa Ali in disguise, then hits the streets and asks normal everyday people, including a very foul-mouthed senior citizen, what they think of Austin Theory. One distinguished gentleman even suggests that Mustafa Ali is the definition of “American Muscle,” while Austin Theory probably drives a Prius.
All of these people from different walks of life, who are definitely not Mustafa Ali in disguise, want to see Ali usurp Austin Theory as the WWE United States Champion.
----BREAKING NEWS ON UNITED STATES CHAMPION @_Theory1 ---- pic.twitter.com/78s0sM3mZZ
— Mustafa Ali / Adeel Alam (@AliWWE) May 8, 2022
Currently, Theory is not scheduled to defend his WWE United States Championship at Backlash, and Ali is not booked for the card either. You can see the full card here.
