Bryan Danielson Autographs Tree Semen

Bryan Danielson has signed tree semen.

During the AEW All Out Fan Fest, Twitter user 'kelsey.' got Bryan Danielson to autograph an apple. Of course, an apple is better known to Bryan Danielson as tree sperm.

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Because most fruits are semen.

According to Kelsey, that was the first fruit Danielson has ever signed.

What are you waiting for people, go get your tree semen signed by Bryan Danielson. You can also get this shirt signed by him as well.

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