Bryan Danielson stomped a man so hard he became flaccid.
On Friday's AEW Rampage, Bryan Danielson teamed with his Blackpool Combat Club running mate Jon Moxley to pick up the victory over Top Flight (Darius & Dante Martin).
The finish saw Danielson kick Darius' fucking head into until he was unconscious then lock on the Regal Stretch. Referee Aubrey Edwards had no choice but to ring the bell.
Taking to social media, Danielson explained exactly what he did to Darius.
STOMPED HIM FLACCID @ShutUpExcalibur , @tonyschiavone24, @OfficialTAZ- feel free to use that https://t.co/cj5Dnr0I6B
— Bryan Danielson (@bryandanielson) January 7, 2023
That seems to check out.
As Danielson has previously noted, the AEW locker room loves to talk about flaccid things, especially flaccid penises. They also talk about erect penises.
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