John E Bravo had quite the time at Wrestle House 2.
Last week on IMPACT Wrestling, Bravo made a deal with Rosemary in which he would sacrifice his virgin blood if she could make Johnny Swinger happy again. She did this by bringing to the place he once insisted he loved the most, Wrestle House.
Swinger had been down on his luck ever since losing his casino and going on a losing streak, including an embarrassing defeat to The KISS Demon, who he used to worship.
The episode consisted of everyone in the house (Madison Rayne, Kaleb, Chris Sabin (who only walked in slow motion), Alisha, Eddie Edwards, Hernandez, Black Taurus, Crazzy Steve, Lawrence D, Swingerella No. 1, Swingerella No. 2, Havok, Rosemary, & John E Bravo) banding together to make Swinger happy so that they could leave the house and return to their regular lives.
Swinger hit some roadblocks along the way, losing a match to Downtown Daddy Brown and having "Gene Simmons" tell him that The Demon is actually a "pretty great guy." It wasn't until everyone found out that Swingerella No. 1 was in love with Swinger that they figured out their way home.
After rejecting her countless times, Swinger finally opened the door to love and proposed to Swingerella No. 1 in the middle of the ring. As he said, "Fifth time's the charm." There was only one problem, while everyone pushed to have a next-day wedding, Eddie Edwards found out that Bravo was sacrificing his life for Swinger and set out to stop the pending nuptials from happening.
Prior to the ceremony, however, Rosemary put a spell on Eddie, which had him stumbling around. Alisha even thought he was drunk and was upset that he was about to ruin another wedding.
At the alter, after Swinger said his vows, Swingerella No. 1 said she had to tell Johnny something about her past before she could get married. Just then, Eddie wandered in and exposed Rosemary's plan. John E Bravo then spoke up and revealed that he had tricked Rosemary, sharing that he is no longer a virgin. He also revealed that he had been sleeping with Swingerella No. 1 but didn't tell Johnny because he thought he didn't like her.
Johnny was relieved, saying that the number two rule of professional wrestling is to never get tied down with a "Ri-zat." With Father James Mitchell still there, Bravo and Swingerlla decided to tie the knot and got married in front of the rest of the Wrestle House cast.
The show ended with the group of IMPACT stars gathered around the table for Thanksgiving dinner as "snow" (from Swinger's fanny pack) fell atop their heads.
