Mariah May says Toni Storm's career died of natural causes.
At AEW All In, Mariah May defeated Toni Storm to win the AEW Women's World Championship on the culmination of their heated rivalry.
Speaking at the AEW All In post-show press conference, Mariah May was dressed for a funeral, and she read Toni Storm's "eulogy" following her victory.
"Toni Storm’s career is dead. Today, August 25, 2024 at 6:48 pm, Toni Storm’s career passed away in the middle of Wembley Stadium in a pile of blood, spit, and embarrassment. She died of natural causes, because I am naturally better than her in every way. She is survived by her bumbling, bored butler [Luther], Ben Mankiewicz, and anyone who cares about old movies because they cannot deal with their own pathetic realities. There will be no funeral service. A donation can be made in her name at ShopAEW.com/MariahMay. Toni, thanks for everything, you stupid, washed-up twat. May you rest in peace and rot in hell," May said.
May also stated that, in other news, a star had been born, and she had the wrestling world by the balls at the age of 26.
"In other news, a star was born today. Her name is The Glamour Mariah May. She is your AEW Women’s World Champion, and at the tender age of 26, she has the wrestling world by the balls. AEW is officially all about Mariah," May said.
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