John Silver pranks Matt Jackson.
Dark Order (Alex Reynolds, John Silver, and Evil Uno) has been feuding with the Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) for some time now, as the two sides fought for Hangman Page's friendship. Page sided with his Elite stablemates, but Dark Order scored some revenge when Matt Jackson least expected it.
On the latest episode of Being The Elite, Dark Order told Matt Jackson they had become the majority shareholders of Starbucks, and they were changing the name to Hung Bucks Coffee.
Alex Reynolds: We have a gift for you. We invested in a small, little upstart coffee company. I know you love coffee. So we actually became majority shareholders. Our first order of business though was to change the name. What the hell does Starbucks mean?
Evil Uno: I’ve never even seen one of those.
John Silver: Star what? The first part is good, but the Bucks part is stupid.
AR: So you know what? Our first order of business is to change the name to Hung Bucks Coffee.
EU: We own that.
AR: This is just a prototype cup. Our fresh Brazilian roast.
Silver then showed off the logo, which was the same design as Matt Jackson's ill-fated Hung Bucks symbol, which looked a lot like three pixilated penises. Reynolds claimed that the Board of Directors loved the idea.
AR: “The board of directors loved it. They said, ‘Oh, semen text? Let’s get more of it.
JS: Pixilated cock? I need more of that.
Jackson stated that he hated the Dark Order trio, but he loved a good roast, so he couldn't resist when Reynolds told him it would be the best cup of coffee he's ever had. Matt took a sip, and Siver started to knowingly laugh while Uno told Jackson to swish it and taste it. Jackson and the trio's thoughts were then shared while Matt tasted the coffee. Matt started to wonder what kind of creamer they used, and Silver suggested that he used a very special type of cream.
Matt Jackson: Okay, okay. This is different. A little earthy, but hey, I love a good cup. Wait, I got a little bit of… I’m kind of wondering. What’s the type of creamer they used?
JS: Don’t say it’s jizz. Don’t say it’s jizz. Don’t say it’s jizz.
Matt then noted that it was a good cup of coffee, while Silver was bursting with glee, as he couldn't contain his enjoyment of the fact that Matt was about to be blindsided. Meanwhile, Reynolds made it clear that he wanted to ruin Jackson's life. On the other hand, Uno was pleased with the way he sprinkled nutmeg into the coffee.
MJ: You know what, damn it, this is a pretty good cup of coffee. I gotta hand it to these guys.
JS: Oh my god, that is my liquid climax in his mouth.
EU: I sprinkled some nutmeg on there. Do you think he’s going to find out?
AR: This weird pervert likes the taste of this.
EU: Guys, I think I found my new kink.
AR: Jizz. Jizz. Jizz. Jizz. Jizz. Jizz.
MJ: Uh oh, I think we have a problem.
Silver couldn't control himself any longer, as he burst out that the secret creamer was what Jackson may have secretly feared all along. Jackson then spit it out.
JS: [Out loud] Jizz!
Matt Jackson will try to waste that foul taste out of his mouth at AEW Rampage: Grand Slam. There, he will team up with Nick Jackson and Hangman Page to face Brian Cage, Kaun, and Toa Liona.
Also at AEW Rampage: Grand Slam, Dark Order will challenge for the AEW World Trios Championship. Check out the card here. Fightful will have coverage of the show as it airs.
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