Toni Storm issues a statement after defending the AEW Women's World Title against Megan Bayne at AEW Dynasty.
During the post-show media scrum following AEW Dynasty, Toni Storm announced that she had been invited to appear on the red carpet for the TCM Film Festival in Hollywood, which begins on April 24 and runs through April 27. She declared this was a step towards returning wrestling to wholesome family entertainment.
She then proceeded to tell the "Man from Nantucket" rhyme.
"Firstly, will the owner of the black and orange Dodge 1996 Intrepid with the license plate FTW please move it from the loading dock. You’re blocking ring crew. Secondly, I’m proud to announce that on April 24th, I have been invited to appear on the red carpet for the TCM Film Festival in Hollywood. TCM and AEW have the exact same demographic. I’m officially a mainstream celebrity. This is a pivotal moment in our industry for wrestling to return to what it truly is, which is good, clean, wholesome family entertainment. Thirdly, there once was a man from Nantucket. Whose cock was so big he could suck it. He said with a grin, wiping jizz from his chin, if my ear were pussy I’d fuck it. Now, any questions?"
Truly one of the great entertainers of our time.
In the past, TCM's Ben Mankiewicz appeared in AEW programming. Learn more about that crossover here.
Learn more about the TCM Film Festival here.
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