Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
in this episode
YOU CAN GET YOUR BULLET CLUB MERCH
AT THE SAME PLACE WHERE
YOUR GOTH SISTER SHOPS
FOR HEART SKULL NECKLACES
You know Hot Topic, right?
That store at the mall between the Spencer's Gifts and the Things Remembered, across from the entrance to JC Penney's?
Everyone who works there wears a dog collar and way too much eyeliner?
Yeah, well, The Young Bucks and Kenny Omega have just signed a deal to start selling their merch at Hot Topics in select stores, and if they sell well, they could expand the merch nationwide.
And the Young Bucks are really excited about it.
So is Hot Topic.
Yes, starting this summer, you can walk into the one mall in your town that isn't shuttered and abandoned and full of warring gangs of raccoons, and you can buy Elite and Bullet Club merch!
I assume you can also buy their stuff on HotTopic.com, along with:
- Novelty hats inspired by Five Nights At Freddy's
- FUNKO Pops of characters from the more terrible of the two terrible Tim Burton
Alice In Wonderland movies.
- An Assassin's Creed bathrobe.
- Plus, 77 separate items related to electropop duo Twenty-One Pilots.
SEVENTY. SEVEN.
Including two different throw blankets.
So if you love the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega, and also REALLY love Twenty-One Pilots, congratulations. This must be a very big day for you.